Heaven preserve us from the old ball and chain. If you’re not au fait with the linguistic delights of contemporary urban patois, me old chinas, then let allow us to illuminate the proceedings. A ball and chain is not only a physical restraint device, but also a pejorative term for one’s significant other. That’s your wife or girlfriend, husband or boyfriend, if we must spell it out. So it’s entirely appropriate that someone, presumably in a stable, loving relationship, should invent the perfect gift for the perfect couple. This matching ‘His and Hers’ keyring set in shiny but solid metal has a durability that many modern relationships lack, able to withstand all manner of rigours.

Naturally, we blame the parents. Two engraved balls marked, respectively, ‘his’ and ‘hers’ indicate the owners’ identities. Meanwhile, a single sturdy handcuff on each has been designed to keep keys in complete safety, being unlocked only by a tiny catch on the side. A gift such as this may require some explanation. Hence, being part of the jape is a pre-requisite. Not to mention an understanding other half, even if he is a complete love rat.

Features

• Tongue in cheek required
• Nagging girlfriend / cheating boyfriend not included

Specification

• Dimensions: Height: 2.0cm Width: 8.0cm Depth: 2.0cm
• Weight: 0.15Kg

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