This flirtatious, gyrating, portable, 8-inch, bikini-clad blonde poledancer brings a smile and some joy to both the home and office with her cheeky dance routine. As kids, we always imagined our siblings Barbie doll having a secret dance routine just like this gals! (OK, maybe that was just us…)

She’s lit up as though she was a dancer in Stringfellows (so were told). You can even plug her into your PC audio outlet and she’ll dance to your own MP3s and other downloads.

This is a fab desktop toy for all the lads and will provide you and your workmates with hours of entertainment.

Ok so it won’t win any prizes for class but it will bring a smile to your face as the dancer gyrates her way around her pole. All you’ll need to make it complete is some miniature £5ers!

This will make a great present for guys who spend a lot of time on their computers - it will give them something else to stare at for a while!

Features:

• Sound activated dancer
• Light up effect
• No Software required
• Good quality sound
• Approx 8″ Tall

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 Admit it. You want to know. You want to know so bad, that you’re willing to use a board game to find out. You’ve tried to figure it out yourself but it’s proved too difficult. Too much gossip to sift through. It’s hard to make a mental note anytime someone raises an eyebrow or gets caught leering.

Everyone wonders just how sexually subversive their circle is, but few are actually able to figure it out. This game is an aid to the process. With it’s all encompassing set of sex questions, no stone shall go unturned.

An outrageous game for two or more players to get to know each other better and find out who is the naughtiest and/or sickest!! This game is perfect for a fun night in with your friends.

The questions in this game encompass the entire sexual universe including some about the dentist! With hundreds of personality probing queries “Who is the biggest pervert?” can be played again and again.

Featuring Questions like:

• Have you ever talked dirty during a prank phone call?
• Have you ever fondled someone who was asleep?
• Have you ever shared nude pictures of yourself on the Internet?

This game has the power to turn an average night at home into an extreme trip to the edge.

Play with friends as a gag, with enemies for dirt, just don’t be too judgmental. They’re playing too!

Contents Include:

• Game board
• 216 question cards
• 6 game markers
• Rule book
• For 2 - 6 players

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The Inflatable Vibrating Fitness Instructor - is a inflatable hunk with a vibrating body part!

This blow up man is very funny and is also very rude and risque. The Inflatable Vibrating Fitness Instructor comes with a mini 4 inch vibrator which can be removed from his willy. This blow up hunk is great for a hen night party gift or a girls’ night.

Enjoy a fitness fantasy with a big, bad boy or a complete work-out with a dedicated professional!

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I Rub My Fishie™ - Travel Size The original I Rub My Fishie™ has been touted for its versatility as a toy for women and men, in addition to the really fabulous massage those big eyes deliver to an aching neck!

Just when you thought the water was safe, a new school of Fishies have arrived with trendy paint styles, powerful vibrations and a compact size that will delight your eyes and excite your mind with possibilities!

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The box supplies you with the basic essentials; a board, cards, dice and some playing pieces. The rest is up to you!
Set aside a couple of hours, gather your friends, and line up the drinks. Now you’re ready to play Pass-Out, the world’s best selling adult drinking game!

Players must travel around the board taking drinks, as and when instructed, while trying to collect 10 Pink Elephant cards!
To win a Pink Elephant players must recite a tongue twister which is difficult enough to say while sober!

‘Theophilous the thistle sifter while sifting a sifter full of thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb’

For 2-4 adult players.

Box Dimensions:
L 232mm
W 210mm
D 75mm

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If you’re the kind of person who likes their privacy or just likes a laugh with your friends then this is the gadget for you. Simply place this motion activated fist near your door or in a place where people walk past often and wait. When someone walks past the sensor on the front of it the finger magically raises and lets out one of 14 foul phrases.

14 Foul Phrases:
• Go f#?k yourself
• Mother f*@ker
• A$$ licker
• S#!t for brains
• F*@kin’ idiot
• Screw you
• F#!kface
• F*@ker
• Fat a$$ ba$#ard
• Sit on this
• A$$ bandit
• Hey lard a$$
• F*#k you a$$hole
• Hey d!€khead

Dimensions:
Finger up: H 190mm W 110mm D 60mm
Finger down: H 120mm W 110mm D 60mm

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If you hate doing the ironing this might make the time go that bit faster. Or if you find that you are always doing someone else’s ironing they might even start doing it themselves with this unusual ironing board cover.

These naughty ironing board covers are not only novel because they have either a hunky chap or sexy woman on, but the bits covering their bits also seem to disappear when you start the ironing. How rude! So all you have to do is iron briefly over the briefs and all will be revealed.

There are three different ironing board covers to choose from. So there should be one to suit everyone’s tastes; JC Mac, Mark B of course, Jordan.

The Ironing Board covers are made from machine washable fabric with a super thick felt backing. They also reflect heat back into your clothes to make ironing easier. They are elasticated and will fit all standard sized ironing boards.

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A recent survey showed that (contrary to popular opinion) women don’t actually like racing car duvet covers anymore. Men, on the other hand, aren’t too impressed with flowery ones. The new Cheeky Nude Duvet Covers were designed to keep both sides happy.

Printed with a couple of naked bodies (with the naughty bits discretely covered of course), these duvet covers will certainly liven up your bedroom. The covers are printed on both sides, one side showing the front and the other showing a couple of backsides.

The cheeky duvet sets are available in double, king size, single man or single woman. They are machine washable and made from a blend of quality cotton and hard wearing polyester.

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If you want a giggle when it comes to wandering around in your bath towel, then these Cheeky Bath Towels should do just that. There is a choice of two bath towels the hands and the feet, both of which give the appearance of being accosted when viewed from the rear.

Parade around at your local swimming baths, at home or take the towel to the beach on holiday, it’s sure to create a stir.

Choose from the options above for the choice of the hands or feet towel.

• Made from 100% cotton

• Size 180 x 180 cms

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Flick’n the Bird Pump Up Finger is an inflatable hand that sticks to your car window,

and when you squeeze the pump, it communicates your state of mind and intention with a directness even Bernard Manning would find hard to beat!

Includes:
Hand fist with moving finger
Pump with 1.6metre tube
2 window suckers for easy installation into any car.

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