Heaven preserve us from the old ball and chain. If you’re not au fait with the linguistic delights of contemporary urban patois, me old chinas, then let allow us to illuminate the proceedings. A ball and chain is not only a physical restraint device, but also a pejorative term for one’s significant other. That’s your wife or girlfriend, husband or boyfriend, if we must spell it out. So it’s entirely appropriate that someone, presumably in a stable, loving relationship, should invent the perfect gift for the perfect couple. This matching ‘His and Hers’ keyring set in shiny but solid metal has a durability that many modern relationships lack, able to withstand all manner of rigours.

Naturally, we blame the parents. Two engraved balls marked, respectively, ‘his’ and ‘hers’ indicate the owners’ identities. Meanwhile, a single sturdy handcuff on each has been designed to keep keys in complete safety, being unlocked only by a tiny catch on the side. A gift such as this may require some explanation. Hence, being part of the jape is a pre-requisite. Not to mention an understanding other half, even if he is a complete love rat.

Features

• Tongue in cheek required
• Nagging girlfriend / cheating boyfriend not included

Specification

• Dimensions: Height: 2.0cm Width: 8.0cm Depth: 2.0cm
• Weight: 0.15Kg

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 For your Love-Life, Wealth & Wellbeing…

There is something poetic, and hypnotic, about the dream world we can unlock through a beautiful crystal sphere. Your Fortuneball is the bridge to a positive, vibrant, even magical space. With its help, you can improve your chances of creating success and harmony in your life, with everyone you come into contact with, every day.

Fortuneball has been developed after years of focused research and an analysis of the most successful systems of understanding the psyche and the traceable patterns of our lives. It is surely the most exciting development in Fortune Prediction and understanding of the self for centuries.

The heart of the Fortuneball is a computerised Fortune Prediction System, which draws on our birthday data to tell us as much perhaps as we can know about our personal rhythms andmoods on any given day. With its help we can navigate temporarily rough seas and look ahead to calmer waters and sunlit places.

Multiple theories and concepts across time - such as Astrology and Numerology, I-Ching and Biorhythms - have been critically evaluated. The essence of these theories has been harnessed in the creation of the Fortuneball. It is designed to be personal for you, and those around you; and the results of this modern Fortune Prediction System are both unique and remarkable.

Fortuneball will provoke your daily curiosity, inviting easy access to astonishing insights about the shape and colour of your daily or weekly fate. This extraordinary tool reveals yourself to you from the date -and the hour if you know it - of your birthday. Ancient wisdoms believe this date marks our entry point into the cosmos, the map co-ordinates from which we can find our bearings throughout life. But even in the most rational and scientific of worlds, it is undeniable that our birthday is a vital part of our identity on the planet.

To these insights about ourselves must be added the beauty of the object itself: the crystal ball is emblematic of a world of light and colour, the symbol of a smooth life without obstacles, the favourite object in Feng Shui for enhancing the home and the office.

The proportions of the Fortuneball have also been chosen especially to match the rules of the golden proportion, which help us instinctively to feel balanced and uplifted, and to heighten our aesthetic senses in any space.

Greater understanding of your future can empower you to take control of your life, and help you make decisions with confidence. The Fortuneball will also work subtly to improve the feelings of family harmony, happiness and success wherever it is placed.

Features:

• Daily predictions for love-life, wealth and wellbeing
• Generate predictions for up to 30 days in advance
• Your fortune is dispalyed in colour
• 100mm solid crystal ball
• Stylish chrome base with built in LCD display
• Mains Powered, A/C adapter included
• Presented in a high quality gift box
• Suitable for ages 14 and over
• LCD display doubles as a digital clock and calander
• 2 Light modes - prediction or phasing light
• Dimensions approximately 130 x 140 x 110 mm

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• Lose fewer balls, speed up the pace of play, spend less on replacement balls and even add other golfers’ lost balls to your collection!
• Developed by scientists in America, the Ballfinder uses a proprietary digital imaging technology to locate the white surface of a golf ball in any natural setting.
• Its 3.2 megapixal imager scans pixel by pixel in nanoseconds, almost instantly locating golf balls at a range of up to 35′ when only as few as 3 dimples of the ball are visible to the naked eye - that’s just 1% of its surface! A vibro-buzz then confirms it has found a ball and a line of LED lights on the LCD screen indicate the direction.
• Backed by Nick Faldo and other golf professionals.
• Comes with instructional DVD featuring useful hints and tips from Nick Faldo, batteries and a carry clip for attaching to golf bag or belt.
• Measures just 4 3/4″ x 2 1/2″ x 1 1/2″ (12 x 6.4 x 3.4cm).
• Battery included

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Ever lost your balls in a huge bush? Having problems with your shaft speed? (Stop sniggering at the back, we’re talking about golf here chaps!) Anyway, diving around in the undergrowth after you’ve shanked your ball off the tee is never a great feeling and that’s why this Twilight Tracer is so brilliant. It looks, feels and plays like a normal golf ball but as soon as you make contact with it, and hopefully smelt it off the tea like Tiger Woods with PMT, it will light up like a beacon allowing you to plot it’s course from tee to cup. If you’re any good that means you’ll be able to show off just how straight and true you can strike woods and low irons, while in our case it allowed us to follow its warm glow to the nearest gorse bush or on very rare occasions the adjoining fairway!

With the ball programmed to illuminate seven-times-a-second for five to six minutes after its been struck or dropped there’s never a problem picking it out, even in rain, mist, snow or when the light is failing.

As for the science let’s not get too deep but an LED is motion activated when you strike or drop the ball, while the balls inner-core also contains important stuff like circuits and a lithium battery.

They key, though, is you get to find the ball while the performance and length off the tee are largely unaffected. Oh yes, and it also comes with its own ball pouch and two tees. What more could you want? Well, apart from a half-decent swing and a handicap of less than 28 anyway!

Details:

Weighs 1.53 oz

40 hours of battery life

Three-volt lithium battery

7.2 flashes per second

80 compression, three layer golf ball

Standard size and weight approved by both the R&A and U.S.G.A golf authorities

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